Wednesday, July 11, 2007

SHIT!! (bird shit, to be exact) & Lame Riddle #4

I was speaking to Chloe (no not my dog. A friend from Lao Jiu cast) and she accused my blog of being "not delicious enough". Chloe i think it's fair that you know that you know u have incurred the wrath of both my blog and me... don't make me reveal ur secret. Muahahaha.

Anyways i decided to "spice" up my blog by adding this entry about THE most disgusting i ever put into my mouth. It all happened sometime in Year 1994 when i was still pretty much a kid, living in a terrace house (ahhh how i wish that was the case now) at Faber Terrace. Now the thing is, birds kinda like to make occasional pit-stops in my kitchen.

So one day i went to the kitchen looking for something to eat. My eyes caught sight of the loaf of bread on the counter. Perfect. I went to the fridge, dug out a jar of strawberry jam. With great effort, i opened the jar lid and started to use a knife to spread the jam on my bread. Now as u know, guys can't win a cleanliness award to save their lives... i got the table messy with jam. And as you also know, the word 'Hygiene' does not exist in kids' vocabulary (really, go check the kids' dictionaries!), and so i scooped up all the droplets of jam from the table and ate them. Until i came to this particular 'droplet' that looked a lot like the other jam droplets. I licked it off my finger... and realised... it ain't sweet. It was... salty. little bit sour...

That's when i exclaimed: "F**king birds!!"


So there you go... (esp to u chloe!)... That's a nice addition to my blog. Oh and i also agreed with chloe that i should come up with a shit-riddle while i'm at it.


"What do you call shit that goes 'WOOF'??

Answer: a POO-dle. Muahahahha

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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